Wednesday, July 30, 2008

The Lohans Are Taking Over Hollywood! With The Help Of Lezzy Singer/DJ Samantha Ronson (Maybe nawt)


Yes!Effectively, Lindsay Lohans sigs, but we all knew that! And so does Aliana Lohan, but some of us knew that! But wait! Ehmagawd! But ASHLEY LOHAN!? For the love of music make it stop! Does Dina have plans to take over Hollywood with her little wannabe daughters? I guess so, necause there´s o other explanation for this! Apearantly Ashley Lohan, Lindsay and Ali´s younger sis is trying to cut a recorddeal. Her rep said that she has more talen then Lindsay and Ali! Isn´t that what Ali´s rep said about her before she started to try to sellt his generic supposedly Rihanna-ish junk? I dont know abut you but honestly i hate Ali´s single ¨All the way around¨ and think its a good 100000 miles from being Rihanna-ish! Now to get over my rage of how suckish the song is i will talk about Lindsay.

Lindsay Lohan appearantly came out of the closet and is now dating Samantha Ronson. I am a big fan of hers or at least was. Do you guys remember in Mean Girls when Lindsay and that Aaron guy are slow dancing at the end. The song that plays is called ¨Built This Way (Slow Remix)¨ and i ah-dore it! She released some other songs too but never made an album and just began to DJ at cheap parties. I think shewould have made a good singer. I wonder if Lindsay even knew who sang the song from the movie. Probably midway thrua date she´ll be like ¨hey i sang for ur movie¨ and L will be like ¨OMG Really?¨ haha. Well anyway Lindsay´s new single Boss is half decent. I think she did a good job and all but the vocals suck cuz she just cant sing. Pharrel did a good job in covering it uop well though. Bad news is Alis single was more successful than Lindsay´s. Wow! Wonder why? Oh yeah, Ali has been saying stuff about her single half the time Living Lohan is on! For God Sake! Lindsay´s new album Spirit In The Dark will be produced by Stargate ad Pharrel among other good R&B producers. The Next Single wil be called Playgound and it wil feature Pharrel. Cant wait!

Samantha has NEVER played Alis single at parties! Even though she has had it forever, she never did. I wonder why????(Cuz it sucks) Ohh yeah! Seriously Samantha and Lindsay have 10 times more talent then Ali and 2 times more talent then that Elephant that can draw himslef with a paint brush.

Well lets just hope this time the re isnt lying and Ashley DOES have a little bit of talent. Until she makes a deal,

XO XO

P.S. Here are Bossy and All The Wau Around and Built This Way (Slow Remix). Give me your thoughts, comment!

All The Way Around








Bossy








Built This Way (Slow Remix)








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